BREAKING NEWS:🚨📰 A revolutionary technology is now available to everyone!
No limit on daily prompts! 
No subscription required! 👍
Privacy-enhancing technology! 🔒
Fully encrypted at rest! 🔐
Air-gapped by default! 📵
Runs on open-source hardware! 
Eco-friendly* and biodegradable! 🌱
Self-hosted! 🏠
The model it uses will upgrade itself with each prompt to become even better with time! It will customize itself to your specific needs automatically! 😮
It's like an AI app, but much BETTER!✨
The best part: IT'S FREE!* 
And you already have it!
Disclaimer: The model isn't fully completed and will produce a large number of "hallucinations," however at a much lower rate than its artificial predecessors.
*mostly
