I don't wanna do it rn someone edit the "think fast chucklenuts" image into the brightest HDR possible and post it

We had to make sure this is real. This is real. www.richlandsource.com/2026/02/18/b...

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이재명 대통령이 20일 육·해·공군 사관학교 통합임관식에서 “육·해·공군사관학교를 통합해 미래 전장을 주도할 국방 인재를 더욱 체계적으로 양성하겠다”고 밝혔습니다.

이 대통령 “육·해·공 사관학교 통합해 국방 인재 체계...

They have their ups and downs, but they’re still the New York Times:

“The last senior member of the royal family to be arrested in connection with a serious crime was King Charles I, who was executed for treason nearly four centuries ago, on Jan. 30, 1649.”

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me – The Operator Came Forward

Link: https://theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-wrote-a-hit-piece-on-me-part-4/
Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47083145

오 좋은 짤줍ㅋㅋ

사실 우리가 자기를 사랑하는 이들만 사랑한다면 무슨 상을 받겠습니까? 그것은 악인들도 하지 않습니까? 🍝
그리고 우리가 자기 친구들에게만 인사한다면, 우리가 남보다 잘하는 것이 무엇이겠습니까? 그런 것은 다른 이교도들도 하지 않습니까? 🧆
그러므로 우리 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 완전하신 것처럼 우리도 완전한 이가 되어야 합니다. 🍜

For if you love those who love you, what recompense will you have? Do not the evildoers do the same? 🍝
And if you greet your friends only, what is unusual about that? Do not the pagans do the same? 🧆
Thus be perfect, just as our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is perfect. 🍜

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #TheMeatball #TheSauce #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #FSMism #FSMist #Pirate

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打ち合わせで移動なのでしごもどみすきー！
平日最後の午後も​​​​

「続きはファンボで」みたいに、Xにイラストを上げてえっちな差分をMisskeyに上げたら登録者増えるんじゃないかな

I KNOW somebody in this community can win this money.

“Fulu’s latest bounty is for Ring’s video doorbell cameras, meant to encourage hackers and tinkerers to disable software features that require the devices to send data to Amazon. The reward is a potential payout of $10,000 or more.” https://www.wired.com/story/a-10k-bounty-awaits-anyone-who-can-hack-ring-cameras-to-stop-sharing-data-with-amazon/

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いいぞもっと言え

「トランプ氏はめちゃくちゃ」自民の環境通が苦言　高市首相へ要望も [高市早苗首相　自民党総裁][トランプ再来]：朝日新聞 https://www.asahi.com/articles/ASV2N0QX7V2NUTFL00CM.html

Skeb手数料無料は18時からだからあわてるなよ～( ´∀｀)

What kind of app do you mostly use to interact with Mastodon?

Please consider boosting for a larger sample.

#poll #fediverse #mastodon #app #formfactor

아니 잠결에 통장잔액이 0원이길래 휴 악몽을 꿧은 이러고 보니까 진짜 0원이길래 대가치리고 앞구르기하고 공즁제비돌고 무릎뀷고 봤더니... 주변에 빌려준 돈이 넘 많은것임... 그상태로 카드값 나가니까 0원돼서 진짜 개놀랫네 님 호구애? 예아

俺はモルカー
乗ってくかい？

Somebody linked me RFC 7565, which linked to RFC7564, and if that's the place to look this appears to be the list of disallowed characters in a Fediverse username, and I'm cracking up because it's *mostly* stuff you'd expect, except the very first category of banned characters, specially, is "pre-1700 Korean characters".

The fediverse is welcome to all. EXCEPT KOREAN TIME TRAVELERS. Did you just wake up from being frozen in ice during the Joseon dynasty? The IETF is targeting you PERSONALLY

ㅇㅁㅇ
https://x.com/i/status/2024491046739333512

昼寝してた

コーラもらった

Baby tuxies win everyone over 🐱💖 #FosterKittens #FluffyFursday #cats #CatsOfMastodon

付いてかない・・・付いてかない・・・

おきた ​​​​

These cats can be very possessive in their snuggling.

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

入会が狭過ぎる会を観測した

???「マーッチッチッチ！！」

RE: https://misskey.io/notes/aixwxkhptc2p07p4

We're gradually moving our community from Discord to Matrix. The maintainers and contributors are already there, so you'll get faster responses on Matrix going forward. Discord will stay up for a while, but Matrix is now our primary home.

For the full details and the list of Matrix rooms, see: https://github.com/fedify-dev/fedify/discussions/573.

I've had a few people ask why I didn't post the full Matrix email on my Fedi thread. There are two reasons:

1. It wouldn't fit in 1k characters.
2. Listen carefully:

Y'know how "just getting caught cheating on your monogamous partner" isn't the right time to discuss exploring ethical nonmonogamy?

In a similar vein, asking for information while dismissing a report as "no practical security impact" is still dismissing the goddamn report.

I excerpted the part of their email where they dismissed my report. That was the part that initiated the immediate disclosure. The inciting turn of phrase.

It doesn't matter how much you piss on my leg, I'm not going to believe it's raining.

ジャンクレンズデスマッチとは何だったのか

ｲﾝﾀﾈﾄ

走れー　光速のー　光速華撃団〜
唸れー　衝撃のー　衝撃華撃団〜

Show HN: Ghostty-based terminal with vertical tabs and notifications

Link: https://github.com/manaflow-ai/cmux
Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47079718

チョコはちょこっとで…

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川ジュース入ります

v.daum.net/v/2026022007... 이재명 정부 출범 이후 청와대 직원들이 월 62시간이 넘는 초과근무를 해온 것으로 나타났다. 새벽 6시에 출근하고, 법 관계로 일정 시간 이상 야근 수당도 전부 안 나온다고. 결국 커리어로 돌려받으려고 할텐데. 설마 다 애국 애민 정신으로 봉사하는건 아닐테고.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:a6qvfkbrohedqy3dt6k5mdv6/post/3mfazwao2ac2o

[단독]靑 업무량 역대 최고 수준…1인당 초과근무 月6...

Federal judge accuses #Trump admin of '#terror' against #immigrants in scathing ruling

A federal judge has accused the Trump admin of terrorizing immigrants & recklessly violating the #law in its efforts to deport millions of people living in the country illegally.

#StateSponsoredTerrorism #murder #ExtraJudicialKillings #Constitution #CivilRights #UseOfForce #ExcessiveForce #AbuseOfPower #fascism #tyranny #ICE #CBP #Sturmabteilung
https://apnews.com/article/immigration-trump-detention-bond-judge-50a5da122aa51eed77cace0830548df3

くろでんナデナデも手数料無料

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Jealous of #DemoTheCat and his repeated snoozles. Want to be like this guy.

#cats #Caturday #catstodon

#연친소 #툿친소 #키친소

저를 잃어버리신 분을 찾습니다
없다고요? 그럼 새를 보세요

ALT https://effinbirds.com/post/809005386984226816

@@이제 1년 지나면 몸 안좋다고 병원으로 옮기겠지 사부작사부작 시간 때우다가 윤석열의 편지 이런 책 한 권 내고 정권 바뀌자마자 사면하겠지 미친아 국가가 우스워?? 광화문에 매달라고 광화문에 @아 텍스트만 봤는데 개빡쳐

현재상태

RE: https://madost.one/notes/aink23de6k