I keep seeing Instagram reels where people are like "I’m a high fashion girlie" or "I’m a plus size girlie" or "I’m a thrift store girlie" so whenever I go to restaurants, I like to announce my presence by letting anyone within earshot know that I’m a fried appetizer sampler basket girlie.

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