Serious question! Our apartment complex's pool is heated, but it's still pretty cold when you get out of the pool. I was contemplating buying bathrobes with the hope that we'd use the pool more, but Kev says that might make us look like swingers. Is that true?
Okay! We settled on getting swim ponchos, but now I'm worried that it's not going to be obvious enough that we're swingers, so I guess I need to get "Swingers" in a baseball font embroidered on the poncho?
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