My birthday is this month and, while perusing youtube last week, I discovered that the great wolf lodge is full of tacky animatronics and decor on top of being a (apparently queer friendly) indoor waterpark and minigolf place.

It turns out most people are not interested in going to a waterpark in Massachusetts in the middle of the week in the middle of January, so I found an extremely cheap rate for a couple days.

I am now sitting in my living room, waiting until it's time to get on the train, so my husband and I can be the childless couple at the great wolf lodge taking pictures of the decor.

I am bringing my nice ca!era, and hoping I can find some corners of the resort with appropriate levels of Dead Mall Liminal Space vibes.

Needless to say, I am ridiculously excited. There is not a court in this country that could fine me $350 for awooing during this trip.