I now highly recommend Great Wolf Lodge New England for the discerning trans traveler. None of the waterpark staff even blinked an eye at me. I think I heard one (1) little girl say "why is that boy in a girls suit" to her mom when I got in the pool and the response was "she's swimming like us!" and that was the end of the convo
One waterslide is called "the wolf tail."
You stand on a platform, cross your arms, cross your feet, and then they drop the floor out from under you into a very fast waterslide.
My husband and I compared notes, and we both agree that it seems like an execution device that would be used in a waterpark-themed Mad Max spinoff
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