Hackers' Pub

Syntax	Description	Examples
`"` keyword `"`	Finds the string within quotes, including spaces. Case-insensitive. (Escape quotes inside with `\"`)	`"Hackers' Pub"`
`from:` handle	Finds content written by the specified user.	`from:hongminhee` `from:hongminhee@hollo.social`
`lang:` ISO 639-1	Finds content written in the specified language.	`lang:en`
`#` tag	Finds content with the specified tag. Case-insensitive.	`#HackersPub`
condition condition	Finds content that satisfies both conditions on either side of the space (logical AND).	`"Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
condition `OR` condition	Finds content that satisfies at least one of the conditions on either side of the OR operator (logical OR).	`#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
`(` condition `)`	Combines the operators within the parentheses first.	`(#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" OR "Hackers Pub") lang:en`

Stefano Marinelli @stefano@bsd.cafe

2/2/2026, 7:40:37 AM

Public

This morning I turned on the coffee machine and made my espresso.
Then I turned it off and organized the rest of breakfast.
After that, I turned the coffee machine on (hey, it warmed up instantly!) and looked for my favorite cup, but I couldn’t find it.
Weird, I was sure it was in the dishwasher, clean.

Then I looked at the table and saw my lovely hot espresso already waiting for me.

If this is how the week starts, I’m not sure I want to imagine how it’s going to continue 😆

Happy Monday, #BSDCafe
Happy Monday, #illumosCafe
Happy Monday, #Fediverse

#Monday #MondayMorning #MondayMood

EnigmaRotor @EnigmaRotor@mastodon.bsd.cafe

2/2/2026, 8:12:13 AM

Public

@stefanoStefano Marinelli
10 CLS
15 REM Move to coffee machine
20 REM Put cup in machine
30 REM Press the “gimme my drug” button
40 REM Put cup on the table
50 GOTO 10

Upon breaking the loop you will have a large shot of coffee on your table. #overDOS

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