I’m cute as shit. I’m successful as hell. I’m frankly fucking brilliant but I love compassion and silliness more than pedantics. I’m funny, I’m kind, I’m fuckable. I’m a writer, I’m a musician, I’m a scientist. I’m adventurous and game for anything.
I am, in fact, All That™️, and you can leave your bag of chips because I spent three days baking gorgeous breads and elegant desserts to go with me.
So what I want to know is how the fuck is …
*Gestures mostly at huge tits
…All Of This…
Still fucking lonely?!