GayDeceiver @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social
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Eagle Tactical, the brand of the Alpha Male, the King of His Kingdom, is proud to introduce its specially-licensed line of The Punisher merchandise. The Badass Kit includes the bullet-proof vest and the official Kid'n'Play hair piece and beard. You'll be the best looking Frank Castle in your trailer park! Buy yours today!

We offer the Hello Kitty or Papa Smurf variants, if your taste is more colorful.

A muscular, bearded Frank Caslte stands facing the camera in a black tactical outfit with gloves and knee pads, wearing a vest marked by a large white skull emblem. He’s in a gritty, industrial-looking area with graffiti and a metal shopping cart behind him, giving the scene a tough, urban, action-movie vibe.Castle stands facing the camera in an industrial setting with graffiti and metal walls behind him. He wears a bright pink tactical outfit, including cargo pants, gloves, knee pads, and a tactical vest. On the front of the vest is a large, cute, cartoon-style cat skull with a bow and crossbones, resembling Hello Kitty-themed merchandise. His hair is short and dyed purple, and he has a dark beard. He stands with a serious expression, arms relaxed at his sides, looking straight ahead.Alt text: A tall Castle with short white hair and a full white beard stands facing the camera in an industrial, graffiti-marked area. He wears blue tactical gear with gloves and a vest featuring a large white cartoon face logo on the chest, along with light-colored cargo pants. His stance is wide and confident, fists relaxed at his sides, with stacked shopping carts and metal structures in the background.
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