New Mastodon features rolling out next year

AI integration πŸ’₯

πŸ‘‰ press a button to summarize your timeline
🐈 every day will just be a weird mix of cat pictures and furries demanding social justice

πŸ‘‰ press a button to compose a toot for you
πŸ‘Š if you do this your phone will punch your face

πŸ‘‰ reply guy mode
🫏 automatically replies to people explaining to them you are an idiot

πŸ‘‰ mastodon recall
οΏΌπŸ‘ show you memories of before you became a slop farmer

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