ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ME: More like Ozymandias, King of Jerks.

OZYMANDIAS: What was that?

AEM: I said "I'm on it," great pharaoh.

OZYMANDIAS: Goddamn right you are.

AEM: [Designs a crappy statue that will blow over in a mild wind, leaving only two vast and trunkless legs of stone]

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