This guy near me on my flight ✨ works in cybersecurity ✨ and is trying to use it as a means to rizz women. These are but a few gems overheard:
- "You know why they can't use Signal in the government, it's not secure. Me and my buddies decided to do a challenge and we hacked into it in 12 minutes. The Chinese, the Russians? They're doing it in real time"
- "The hackers get into the hospital system and remove the allergies from your medical record, then change it so you get delivered the medications you're allergic to. It's that vicious. I have to do retinal scans to get into my work to deal with this every day"
- *being asked what church he attends* "I don't have one right now. Line of work like mine, what I see every day.... makes it hard for a man to have faith......." *trails off dramatically*

I'm about to crash out