Q: How much do you need to spend on mattresses for it to get mentioned in a DOJ press release about your $11 million crypto theft?
A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget
Q: How much do you need to spend on mattresses for it to get mentioned in a DOJ press release about your $11 million crypto theft?
A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget
@molly0xfffMolly White “how are you sleeping after committing this awful crime?” “Oh pretty well actually!”
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