"How many calories in one gram of Uranium?" from CalorieHealthy.com
In fact the answer varies from Uranium 235 fissile isotope at 34 billion calories/gram all the way down to Natural Uranium in a light water reactor at a diet friendly 100,000,000 calories/gram
If you're dieting, try to switch out the Uranium for Plutonium 238, or Hafnium 178m2 isomer
And definitely no bread!
