The vet says I’m going to have to retire shortly as my arthritis is making it difficult to get into as much trouble as I’d like.

The church has drawn up a purr-son specification to start the search for my successor. All applications should send their CV to the church office (link in bio).

Black and white cat curled up in front of a door
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