Edit: uh-oh, computer people are seeing these silly little posts, so disclaimer:
please take the following set of posts light-heartedly. I like Apport quite a lot as a whole, it's just that the reporting dialog is… not entirely reliable. I do not hold this against the maintainers, I imagine a lot of users of Ubuntu don't really use this feature that much
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It feels like I'm asking myself "do I even want to know?" a little more often recently