Them: We use cookies to enhance your experience.
Me: I don't want my experience enhanced.
Them: Fuck you, we're enhancing your experience!
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Them: Disable your adblocker!
Me: <sigh> yeah ok, fine
Them: Cookies?
Me: where is the option?
Them: Cookies!
Me: There *must* be an option!
Them: COOKIES!!!! COOKIES!!! COOKIES!!!
Me: <cowers> ok, ok, fine
Them: Subscription?
Me: Looks for an "x"
Them: Subscription!!!!
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Me: <hmmm> I have a junk email mail account-ok, fine.
Them: You must provide your name, birthdate, gender, home address, place of business and your credit card number
Me: OMG! With the time wasted, your "free" news article is out of date!
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