We care about your privacy
How do you measure if someone cares about something? Particularly some corporation who's paid someone to create that barrier for you. Who is supposed to be the one who cares? The person developing their website? The IT person? The CEO? The Board? Shareholders? Are they all supposed to care or is there an allocated care person? How much do they care? If we're to accept the premise that all of these data thieving companies all actually care, what is the measure? Is it acceptable to care 0.1% on the scale? Does that qualify? Or is there an acceptable median of 'normal amount of care' between like 20-80% and anything outside of this is an aberration? Just one person absolutely laser-beam focused on you and your privacy, hovering around the 99% mark. Hiding outside then checking all of your doors and windows whilst you sleep. Or is it one huge transparent and patronising lie? Can we say 'I have paid my taxes' when what I mean is 'actually I haven't, but I said so so you wouldn't get mad with me'? It makes me crazy. Wave after wave after wave of lies.
TLDR - I've been online too much today
Edit - I would like to test how much they care. Like in 1995s Batman Forever, get them to choose. And if they choose a loved one over privacy, they go in the chute.