This is such a deeply weird way to phrase this. I realise that news no longer exists and all things are clickbait and that this nonsense is designed to draw you in. However I'm not even going to read the article. Just share it on social media to other people like they want oh no. CONSPIRACY! I won't tell you who it is though. Let's all collectively agree not to look. Won't stop us from taking advantage of their delicious bait. What are the 9 words? Let's gooooooooo.

Fuck me, the pope said there is no god

Pope comes out as queer says sorry my bad

He's gone it's orgy time, bring lube and toys

Run for your lives hell is real, and here!

Just realised it's probably in Italian or Latin or something.....

Da mihi pecuniam aut ego in te lapidem stillabunt (which I think means blessed be the pope)