I see there's a new spate of films (Cleaner, Exterritorial) where the protagonist is someone with skills they learned in a previous life, now faced with a situation where they have to beat seven shades out of a bunch of people, a la Die Hard, Under Seige etc. Idly wondering how I'd fare in a situation where I had to fight off 2 dozen heavily armed and professionally trained ne'er-do-wells and what skills I might employ. Can you take down a soldier with a croissant? Whimsy someone to death?