My advice to anyone trying to Metal Gear Solid sneak their wife's bedside lamp away to steal it for their office whilst she's asleep and it's literally right next to her and apparently still plugged in, knocking a bunch of stuff over then waking her up angry, would be this.....

Don't do that

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