Doing research for our new 🇪🇺 #EU #NationalSecurityStrategy Turns out Sexy Patrick Bateman doesn't even need us to run weapons for the Résistance, though I'm sure France can help him smuggle whatever bits and bobs they might need. Europeans would also not need to spend anything on brigades of little green ENBYs to infiltrate and control polling stations, Californians would secede for free.
In conclusion, we could dismantle the US on the cheap. #DonbassifyIt Will circle back with maps.
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@robertrevenge of the boltzmann brain 
@anneapplebaum I specialise in active measures in support of the California Maidan and fomenting The Aubergine Revolution to #DonbassifyIt Can neither confirm nor deny that colleagues working on the West Chechnya Oblast liaise with Mexico for operations beyond the demarcation line. I will say this tho: the leader of the Newsomreich, a lifelong 🇪🇺 asset thanks to our Italian bureau, has personal animus towards Florida. I don't like their chances...
