Q: How much do you need to spend on mattresses for it to get mentioned in a DOJ press release about your $11 million crypto theft?
A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget
Q: How much do you need to spend on mattresses for it to get mentioned in a DOJ press release about your $11 million crypto theft?
A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget
@molly0xfffMolly White how do we get into a position to sell "a mattress" to someone fo over 600k? cuz if we do that a handful of times, we can flee to the woods!
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