Bella. Machiavellian genius. If she devoted her considerable intelligence toanything other than stealing food she would have taken over the world by now. Briefly nicknamed Little Miss Piss after peeing in a bag of apples left on the kitchen floor until we realised that sounded like a pornstar name. 3/5 for shoutiness, has a meow that sounds like she smokes three packets of fags a day.
The boys, Salem (AKA Black pudding) and Ciel (AKA The Tuxedo Torpedo). Brothers who share custody of a single braincell. Found in a wrecked car in a scrapyard as feral kittens, currently the least feral cats you will ever meet. Hobbies include being on top of humans and trying to be on top of humans when said humans should have left for work 5 minutes ago. 1/5 look like they should be loud but actually peep instead of meowing.
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