The wife left me with two kids for a week.

— "If you don't know what to do about school, clothes, food, etc., do you know who to ask?"

— "I guess I can't always call you because you're in another time zone. Did you train a language model on your emails?"

— "No, but you're close. I have been training a language model for seven years. It's our daughter. She knows everything you need. You should talk to her more."