🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) @alice@lgbtqia.space
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!

Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.

And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.

¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.

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RE: lgbtqia.space/@alice/116174173

There are many types of security one might consider: Physical security, information security, operational security. But regardless of what you're doing or protecting against, there's a cross-cutting rule which applies to all such disciplines:

WATCH OUT FOR THE PERSON IN THE BEAR KIGURUMI

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