Meanwhile, I'm trying to explain to food delivery guy that neither of his orders were our orders and he's convincing us to take one because he has to leave.
So, I go back inside with someone else's dinner and one of our jet-black cats is acting incredibly weird, slightly hissy, a second jet black cat is hiding under the clothes rack (where they often like to hang out). Both of our cats have distinctive meows, so we're confused when after a few minutes we hear an unfamiliar squeaky noise. (2/3)
Turns out the cat under the clothes rack is not in fact ours but a totally random third black cat. We manage to locate our other black cat hiding upstairs under bed, obviously also confused by intrusion of new animal that looks exactly the same as her and her sister. So we have one cat too many, and £75 worth of pasta that we never ordered, but Penelope did. I'm sorry, Penelope. I'm sorry traumatised black cat, you were very docile for a creature that had just been abducted.
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