it's 7:30 am and my dad just sent me several text messages all at once. i thought it was a frantic emergency but then i opened the texts and he just sent me a bunch of vacation photos of bhutanese penis sculptures
If you have a fediverse account, you can quote this note from your own instance. Search https://mastodon.social/users/amorphophalex/statuses/114745002638083604 on your instance and quote it. (Note that quoting is not supported in Mastodon.)