eye contact. Description of food (no visuals).
Was on a train. Sent my friend a pic of my face when I realised that the person next to me really *was* going to eat the *entire* 1 kg tub of 10% Greek yoghurt that he'd fished out of his rucksack 10 minutes earlier.
My friend told me that I look "like a poster for a psychological thriller with a psychopath in it" and that I'll "be the innocent but smart and badass protagonist who bests the psychopath".
She did not know about the yoghurt at this point 😬
I did not best the yoghurt enthusiast. Just waited until the smacking sounds subsided, turning up the volume on my earphones to drown out the noise.
