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My bestie: Hey, what are you looking at?
Me: The vegetarian section
Bestie: *looks at vegetarian section, looks rest of buffet, looks at me, looks back at vegetarian section* is that it?
Me: well, there's a pot of soup over there, but otherwise, yes, this is it
Bestie: Sooooo... why are you staring at it?
Me: There were crispy pancakes here earlier, but now they're gone. I've seen a lot of carnivores get food from here, so maybe they have eaten them.
Bestie: Ah. So you're standing guard?
Me: Not really, just waiting, hoping that they'll refill the crispy pancakes
Random guy with a plate full of bbq'ed shrimp and oysters: *walks to vegetarian buffet and takes a couple of spring rolls*
Bestie: Hey, are you vegetarian?
Shrimp guy: Eh. No.
Bestie: Well, this is the vegetarian section. Maybe better if you take from the rest of this gigantic buffet?
Shrimp guy: Ah, yes, good suggestion, thanks! *continues to help himself to vegetarian food*
Bestie & Me: 👁️👄👁️