It's 5 in the morning. No idea what time i finally fell asleep but it was probably after midnight since i remember hearing the click of the Christmas light timer we never unplugged that was set for 11pm standard time.

My nostrils are completely clogged if I'm in any position other than standing, even sleeping on the couch in a half sitting position they were pretty stuffed.

And now my left eye is itchy and goopy because right when I was over the fever and the sore throat was almost gone, something had to take its place so why not pinkeye?

Kids, man. Whatever she took home from school this time is a doozie.