Ethernet beat Token Ring.
ethernet man,
ethernet man,
does everything that a network can
usually kind to wifi man
lives all his life where the cables ran,
ethernet man
token ring man,
token ring man,
don't you forget to terminate, man
they have a fight
ethernet wins
ethernet man!
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