Hackers' Pub

Syntax	Description	Examples
`"` keyword `"`	Finds the string within quotes, including spaces. Case-insensitive. (Escape quotes inside with `\"`)	`"Hackers' Pub"`
`from:` handle	Finds content written by the specified user.	`from:hongminhee` `from:hongminhee@hollo.social`
`lang:` ISO 639-1	Finds content written in the specified language.	`lang:en`
`#` tag	Finds content with the specified tag. Case-insensitive.	`#HackersPub`
condition condition	Finds content that satisfies both conditions on either side of the space (logical AND).	`"Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
condition `OR` condition	Finds content that satisfies at least one of the conditions on either side of the OR operator (logical OR).	`#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
`(` condition `)`	Combines the operators within the parentheses first.	`(#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" OR "Hackers Pub") lang:en`

Cat and Girl @catandgirl@socel.net

6/17/2025, 9:45:41 PM

Public

Protect and serve.

Cat: We need the police to protect ICE
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Cat: We need the National Guard to protect the police
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Cat: We need the Marines to protect the National Guard
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Cat: We need militias to protect the Marines - we need the sentient drone army to protect the militias
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(They stroll through the usual post-apocalyptic wasteland)
Cat: We are being called to mandatory service - in a ragtag all-citizen home guard - using improvised explosives and our collective faith - to protect the sentient drone army!
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(They look up)
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Cat: We need ICE to protect us from two guys at Home Depot
Girl: Well I HOPE they brought BACKUP!

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