Would I like to try a split (mechanical) keyboard? Sure, absolutely, everyone says they can be very nice, it would be interesting to find out for myself. Am I interested enough in the idea of split keyboards to actually buy one, sight unseen? Ha ha lol no. My current keyboard isn't perfect but it's also not that bad.

Also, this keeps me from going down a giant rabbit hole that I know is lurking there, just out of sight of the corner of my eye.