Current events:
@HalvarFlake Hereβs some better alt textβ¦
A satirical tabloid page, with sensational colors and fonts.
German claim to Greenland!
Giant German towel DROPPED ON GREENLAND!
German air force STRIKES!
US claims denied!
Expert says: βWHERE GERMANS LAY THEIR TOWELS, no one else is allowed to go!β
German towel rule in effect!
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