ActivityPub, it's a protocol best understood when explained to you. Which is why I am doing this, and why you must do it to me. We have to know to keep this place running
ActivityPub was born fully formed from the head of 
@evanEvan Prodromou when he had a huge headache and he threw it into the sea and it walked out and there it was, ActivityPub
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