"Christine," they said, "we want to talk to you about something before you go off to college"
I thought they were going to warn me about partying
"You've really gotten into this Linux thing. But college is also a time where you're supposed to develop your social life, and if you just sit in your room playing with Linux, maybe you won't. We want you to uninstall Linux from your computer"
Oh! Well okay.
I lied and told them I would and wiped the Windows partition. Best decision of my life.