Hmm, libdipshit here is written in ALGOL 68, has a single API entry point called "UR GAY" (translated to ur_gay in the C bindings) and is licensed under BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE but it saves me from writing precisely one (1) line of my own code so here we go
I must stress that both the STRONGEST PUBLIC LICENSE and BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE are real and have been used in real(?) projects, which whips ass
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