RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116125972224978960
Wrong. It screeches because you wake it up when it was so so comfy in that roll!
@catsaladCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
it gets so angry it makes Xrays to wreck the day of those that disturbed it. https://www.technologyreview.com/2008/10/23/217918/x-rays-made-with-scotch-tape/
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