George Carlin said in "Carlin on Campus" (1984):

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

Your challenge is to apply this formula to age, and fill in the blanks:

"Have you ever noticed that anybody older than you is _______, and anyone younger than you is _______?"

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