I set off the fire alarm this morning making bacon. I had to call the alarm company to get them to turn it off. Five minutes later, a fire truck was out front. I came out waving my arms. "Désolé, sorry," I said. "Bacon." The firefighters got back in their truck and left. The bacon was good, though.

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