I'm starting a service where you pay me $500 and at some random time in the next few months, I'll get one of your friends to text you a link to a realistic fake newspaper page telling you that it happened, and a couple of other friends to text and call in celebration, with more links, and you'll get to feel how great it is for a few minutes. I could probably also make a pretty convincing NPR News alert podcast episode to make it seem really real. Maybe a Reddit megathread too?

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