What's a hobby you enjoy, but the act of introducting it to others can be seen as slightly evil? 🪝
@catsaladCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Distance running. It's the friendliest cult you'll ever join.
"Come on, it's just one mile!"
"If you can run one mile, you can run three!"
"If you can run three miles, you can run six!"
"If you can run six miles, you can run ten!"
Next thing you know you're doing a 50K where you have to eat at 8 Taco Bells. https://tacobell50k.com/
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