And God said unto Adam and Eve: And here is the tree of asynchronous mutexes, you are never to partake unto it, lest very bad things happen.
Adam: Why do we even have that tree?
Eve: I'm pretty sure I could touch them and nothing bad would happen
God: STEP AWAY FROM THE TREE

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