ME: [Waking up in the middle of the night] “Marcus Aurelius” would be “Marky Gold” in English

[cutaway to old TV with rabbit ears]

MARKY GOLD: That ‘s right! I was at rock bottom, nowhere to go. But I got into philosophy and now I’m the Emperor. Now I want to share the secret with you!

AUDIENCE cheers

[Cut to picture of audio cassettes and yellow text on blue background]

STOICISM
4 audio cassettes
2 easy payments of 3 denarii plus shipping and handling

CALL NOW

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