ME: [Waking up in the middle of the night] “Marcus Aurelius” would be “Marky Gold” in English
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MARKY GOLD: That ‘s right! I was at rock bottom, nowhere to go. But I got into philosophy and now I’m the Emperor. Now I want to share the secret with you!
AUDIENCE cheers
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