+++++ CAT NEWS +++++
Your can opener is currently having a shower.
This leaves you with a few options:
You could go and check on them, just to make sure they're not drowning. They are clumsy creatures, after all.
You could also use their absence to steal any food within reach.
This is also a good moment to push anything which was forgotten on the table off the table. It's a hard job, we know, but someone has to do it.
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