+++++ CERN NEWS +++++
We finally have proof that CERN is producing black holes! Here is one right now:
https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116209896772613724
We can now also confirm that curiously, black holes appear to make purring noises. This remains unexplained for now.
We thank
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
for delivering the evidence.
We assume that CERN will open the PORTAL TO HELL soon. Stay tuned!
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