I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster 🍜, the Holy Noodle almighty 🍝,
Maker of Heaven and Earth, and of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Meatball 🧆,
born of the Holy Noodle before all ages.

Spaghetti from Spaghetti 🍝, Light from Light ✨, true Spaghetti from true Spaghetti 🍝,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Holy Noodle;
through him all things were made.

For us humanity and for our salvation Quob came down from Heaven,
and by the Sauce 🥫 was incarnate of wheat 🌾, and became noodle.

For our sake Quob was boiled under a cookpot 🫕,
Quob suffered boiling and was buried, and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
Quob ascended into Heaven ans is seated at the right hand of the Holy Noodle 🍝.

Quob will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead
and Quob kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Sauce 🥫, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Holy Noodle 🍝 and the Meatball 🧆,
who with the Holy Noodle 🍝 and the Meatball 🧆 is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the philosophers.

I believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.
R’Amen 🍜.

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