Get on that feline

* sleep in, sleep often, aim for 2/3s sleep time
* when awake? Always be closing. Treats and pets are on offer. The cat who asks gets.
* train daily with bottle cap or stuffed mouse
* maintain a Position of Power. Find your throne and occupy it!
* never let a lesser being cut your nails without a struggle.
* catnip is a performance enhancer and NOT cheating.
* sell crypto/NFTs for kibble. No one knows what it is so its all upside.
* who is up at 3am? YOU.

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