For Immediate Release:

Living room and bedroom correspondents report a sudden increase in "nose booping" a terrifying new phenomenon wherein the small triangle nose of a kitty (that "looks like a rubber button" according to *untrusted*` sources) is booped by the horrible tentacle-like finger beans of a human.

Any cat may fall victim for *literally* "no reason" and the humans do not give treats as compensation and seem to think it is funny.

More at 11. We will fight back.

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