For Immediate Release:
Living room and bedroom correspondents report a sudden increase in "nose booping" a terrifying new phenomenon wherein the small triangle nose of a kitty (that "looks like a rubber button" according to *untrusted*` sources) is booped by the horrible tentacle-like finger beans of a human.
Any cat may fall victim for *literally* "no reason" and the humans do not give treats as compensation and seem to think it is funny.
More at 11. We will fight back.